2 weeks without golf and I sat on my couch and a strange lady was next to me, found out she is my wife.
Now that gas is cheap, we can't go anywhere
The virus is wrecking India. I have not got a phone call about getting an extended warranty all week.
I just saw a picture of "The Last Supper". The chairs were empty
Why don't liquor stores don't have empty shelves?
Working at a Hospital is the worst cause you can't call in sick. You: "Yeah, I can't come in today, I'm sick." Boss: "Come on in, we'll check you out."
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away--Wows happen!!!