Golf's Major Championships

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2 weeks without golf and I sat on my couch and a strange lady was next to me, found out she is my wife.

Now that gas is cheap, we can't go anywhere

The virus is wrecking India. I have not got a phone call about getting an extended warranty all week.

I just saw a picture of "The Last Supper". The chairs were empty

Why don't liquor stores don't have empty shelves?

Working at a Hospital is the worst cause you can't call in sick. You: "Yeah, I can't come in today, I'm sick." Boss: "Come on in, we'll check you out."