ProShares Ultra Bloomberg Crude Oil 2X ETF (UCO)

[temp luvs amy]

The shale companies created an NG glut, too. NG is cheap, and I got into it before I took on much oil. Time to get some tanks and store it away for your grandchildren. I know, we think about trading it, not storing it. Who wants a backyard full of oil drums and volatile gas cylinders? Not me. So I drill paper, not shale.

They need the wet gas to make plastic. Plastic should be cheap, too. Maybe they have a futures market for that, but I don't know where. Easy to store plastic.