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There is an old joke in the Business World. It goes like this:

The outgoing CEO gave the incoming CEO 3 Envelopes.

The incoming CEO said: What are these 3 Envelopes for?

And the outgoing CEO said: If the going gets tough - open up the envelopes about 6 months apart.

So the incoming CEO took the 3 Envelopes.

Needless to say, the going got tough for the new CEO right away, so he opened the first Envelope.

The First Envelope said: Blame the outgoing CEO for EVERYTHING.

This worked for about 6 months, but then things were still bad. So the new CEO opened the 2nd Envelope.

The 2nd Envelope said: Restructure the Company.

So the new CEO did what the Envelope said. He restructured the Company.

But then 6 months later, things were still going bad. So the new CEO opened the 3rd and last Envelope.

The 3rd Envelope said: Prepare 3 Envelopes for the next CEO.

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