Bitcoin (BTCUSD)

[RickRat]

I’m an Analyst

The following is Parody – You Know – Adam Schiff Style.

I’m an Analyst. You’ll see a constant feed of my PR’s over on Tradingview.com and other crypto channels. I’ve got several hundred million dollars’ worth of bitcoin and I know the price is going to go way down from where it is right now. So, I want to sell most of my bitcoin right now before the price plunges. So, I’m putting out PR after PR about how the price is going to 16K, 30K, 75K, and even 100K and I like to say at the end of my PR titles “And Here’s Why”. Then I lay out a bunch of charts and talk about levels, resistances, Channels, Chinese New Year’s….all the regular stuff that can be interpreted a thousand different ways. I do this to keep new buyers coming in buying from me. If I tell them the truth that I think the price is about to plunge they will not buy any of my bitcoin – No they will wait until the price plunges and then buy. So, I must keep them on the hook believing they can buy from me right now at this price, the price will go up, and they will make a lot of money. That’s how I do my thing man – I’m an Analyst.