Any Good Jokes?

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Riddles anyone?

1- What gets dirtier the more you wash it?


2- Where do you go in one hole and exit 2 holes at that same time?


3- A man on a flat soccer field kicks the ball 40 feet away. The ball comes back immediately at the same speed. No one or any other objects were involved, How did the man do this?


4- The more you take away from me the greater I become. What am I?


5- How many sides are there to a circle?


6- What can you hold without ever even touching it?


7-If you feed me I live, if you give me a drink I die. What am I?


8- What stays in the corner all the time but also travels around the world at the same time?


9- What word does every dictionary spell wrong?


10- What was the highest mountain before the discovery or Mt. Everest?