A drunk, roach, was sitting on a train behind two women disc-
ussing pain.
Both women agreed that nothing could be more painful
than childbirth.
The drunk leaned forward and tapped one lady on the
shoulder and said, "Pardon me, but have either of you
ladies ever been kicked in the testicles?"
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