What job ads really mean Competitive salary We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition. Join our fast-paced company We have no time to train you. Casual work atmosphere We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. Some overtime required Some every night and some every weekend. Duties will vary Anyone in the office can boss you around. Must have an eye for detail We have no quality assurance. Career-minded Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). Apply in person If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told that the position has been filled. Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit. Problem-solving skills a must You're walking into perpetual chaos. Requires team leadership skills You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. Good communication skills Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.