Any Good Jokes?

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A recent study found that 9 out of 10 people who
don't eat meat, suffer from chronic constipation. This proves once again that what happens in vegans, stays in vegans.

They say make up sex is the best.
Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass.
I've got some cream for that.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?
Steve proceeds to break down into tears because his grandmother’s Alzheimer's has advanced to the stage where she no longer remembers him.