Go to the bakery and buy a loaf (not sliced) Hide it somewhere until your husband isn't around. About 10 minutes before you know he will be returning, throw it into a loaf pan and pop it into the oven (on low so it doesn't burn) and hopefully it will smell like you are baking it!
If that doesn't work.....screw 'em. Martha Stewart is highly overrated in my book. Look at her now!!!
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