Hartcourt Companies (fka HRCT)

[lugan]

A priest, a rabbi, an Irishman, a horse, a parrot, and a Frenchman all walk into a bar. The
bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

Nay says the parrot: a spot of brandy please; Eh! the Frenchman says: a glass of cabernet please; Ho, the Irishman says: a pint of Guiness please; Ai, the rabbi says: a cup of Manischevitz please; Hell, the priest says: where's the little boy's room; !%!% these ********, the horse brays: Get these ****** off my back!!!!