Such is the conundrum of Estonians.
Clearly, Etonians have it much better, butt they have to eat bland food (even blander than the Estonians) - stuph like mushy peas, jellied eels (nowhere near as good as gefilte fish!), and a lott of offal stuff (who the HELL eats kidneys???).
At leased the Estonians can import pierogies and galumpka from their neighbors.
The Etonians only have access to junk from their neighbors such as haggis, laverbread, or Irish stew that is 95 percent potatoes and 5 percent gristle (even a Guinness and a Pims #4 won't wash that glop down).
And the solitary Estonians just want to be left alone to play hockey and improve their Finnish, whilst the Etonians - hell, I don't think they even play hockey (more proof of a failed state and skool).
Life is all so very, very CONfusing. If the Estonians want their language to sound like Finnish, then why nott just sprechen Finnish???
And instead of DaClunkyRussian, why don't those Subgeniuses of Muscovy just adopt a better Slavic language like Polish (Czech is waaaay too hard for Russians to ever learn)?
"I confess I haven't spent much time watching films dubbed in Slavic languages"
And therein lies the real tragedy. Yett another symptom of the failure of Merrikun edjookayshun and the dominance of low-brow (knott Lowenbrau) culture in Norte Merrikano.
Butt, do nott despair. There is still time for you to ketchup and imbibe the florid kultur of the Slavic language overdubbed movie.
Salvation is only a few reels away!!
Gone With The Wind overdubbed in Serbian (don't ever call it Serbo-Croatian!) or in Wendish or Kashubian.
