SHORENUFFSTUFF Wednesday, 05/22/19 11:33:57 AM Re: None Post # of 26357 My wife & I toss a coin to settle our arguments. If the coin comes down, she wins. If it stays suspended in air forever, I win. I somersaulted down a hill yesterday… just like in the movies, it was so crazy! Angel: Yes that’s why you’re here. Alcohol increases the ‘Send’ button size by 89%. Definition of Marriage: A way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before. Dad, can you help me with my math? – What do you need help with? – I’m supposed to find the common denominator… – What the hell? They still haven’t found it? We were looking for that too when I was in school.