Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for married men Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
Michael Jackson's estate has come out with a new line of Caviar. It comes on little white crackers.
Kindergarten Teacher: I want someone to use the colors we learned this week in a sentence. Green, pink, and yellow. Student: I can do it. The phone went Green green, so I pink it up and say yellow.
Asian pregnancy test: Insert Rubik's cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds. If it's solved, there's a little Asian in there.
Things the wife and I enjoy together without either of us complaining:
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