Any Good Jokes?

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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for married men
Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

Michael Jackson's estate has come out with a new line of Caviar.
It comes on little white crackers.

Kindergarten
Teacher: I want someone to use the colors we learned this week in a sentence. Green, pink, and yellow.
Student: I can do it. The phone went Green green, so I pink it up and say yellow.

Asian pregnancy test:
Insert Rubik's cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds.
If it's solved, there's a little Asian in there.

Things the wife and I enjoy together without
either of us complaining:

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