Any Good Jokes?

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“It’s all smoke and mirrors” he said…
describing his various drug habits.

Does anyone else’s wife quiz them...
about the movie you’re watching together as if you wrote and produced it yourself?
I don’t know why he didn’t just call a taxi Kim, I have the same information you have.

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term...
"One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.

I once dated a girl who had one boob bigger
than the other. I entered her in a wet t-shirt contest and she came in first and third.

I had a girlfriend who had ingrown boobs...
They stuck out her back.
She wasn't much to look at, but she was a lot of fun to dance with.