Any Good Jokes?

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Things your wife will never say:

- Your beer breath drives me wild.

- I'm bored, why don't we shave my pussy.

- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an evening of it.

- If I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust !

- I only take yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.

- Honey, look, the neighbor lady is nude sunbathing again.

- Awesome fart, can you do another one?

-I don't want to tell you about my day, that
would bore you. Why don't you just go to the bar.

-Let's spend the day fishing and drinking.

-My bad, you were right.