Things your wife will never say:
- Your beer breath drives me wild.
- I'm bored, why don't we shave my pussy.
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an evening of it.
- If I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust !
- I only take yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
- Honey, look, the neighbor lady is nude sunbathing again.
- Awesome fart, can you do another one?
-I don't want to tell you about my day, that
would bore you. Why don't you just go to the bar.
-Let's spend the day fishing and drinking.
-My bad, you were right.