SHORENUFFSTUFF Wednesday, 05/01/19 02:47:10 PM Re: None Post # of 26026 Things your wife will never say: - Your beer breath drives me wild. - I'm bored, why don't we shave my pussy. - I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. - Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an evening of it. - If I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust ! - I only take yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. - Honey, look, the neighbor lady is nude sunbathing again. - Awesome fart, can you do another one? -I don't want to tell you about my day, that would bore you. Why don't you just go to the bar. -Let's spend the day fishing and drinking. -My bad, you were right.