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Wednesday, 05/01/2019 11:57:53 AM

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 11:57:53 AM

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As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.

"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.

"I don't have a girlfriend," he answered.

"No girlfriend? Why not?"

"My wife won't let me. "
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