getmoreshares Wednesday, 05/01/19 11:57:53 AM Re: None Post # of 26138 As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. "I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested. "I don't have a girlfriend," he answered. "No girlfriend? Why not?" "My wife won't let me. "