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Resolving to surprise her husband, an
executive’s wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

My wife complained that I don’t buy her flowers.
To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.



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