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Mary is a middle aged woman, she is in the
middle of her sexual prime and yet she still cannot get a date. For some reason men just do not want to go out with her. The only reason she can figure is it must be some hormonal imbalance or something.

So she talks to her friends about it and she tells her of a Chinese doctor named Dr. Wong. Mary takes her friends advice and does go to see Dr.Wong.

While in the office she tells Dr.Wong her problem and he tells her to strip and bend over grabbing her ankles. So Mary does.

Dr.Wong checks her over and tells her, “You have Zachary Syndrome!”

“Oh, my god, what does that mean doctor?”

“Your ass rook Zachary rike you face!”

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