Any Good Jokes?

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Pops 0264 went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw the old codger walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later, when Pops had an appointment with the doctor again, the Doc said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Pops replied, “Just doing what you said doctor, ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!”