The Old Timers Club

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DAD'S EXPLANATION Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feels good?"

Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it's feels good, right!"

Son: "Why is it that guys don't usually feel as good as gals?"

Dad: "Just like when you dig in your nose, it's your nose that feel
good, not your finger!"

Son: "Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?"

Dad: "If a stranger comes along and digs in your nose, will you feel the
same way?"

Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don't they usually
want to have sex?"

Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, will you still want your nose to be
dug?"

Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don't guys like to wear condoms
when they make love?"

Dad: "Would you want to wear a glove when you dig your nose?"