Forwardly Inc (FORW)

[moneycane]

Hello all. In response to the flat reaction of the market to previous press releases, the company will issue another PR later this week. I have been privy to what it contains by my various contacts both at the company and the man himself, yes Steve Bazsuly. A copy is posted below.
(BTW, this is a satire and if you believe or trade on this information, you need to check yourself into an institution immediatly.)

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL--(MARKET WIRE)--Nov 14, 2006 -- FSBO Media Holdings, Inc. (Other OTC:FSMH.PK - News) announced today that Steve Bazsuly, President of FSBO Media Holdings, will be available at the Broward Country Fair for a chance to "dunk the CEO" in the dunk tank located between the goat barn and FFA exhibit on the midway.
"We believe this is a great opportunity for shareholders to get back something from the company," Bazsuly said. "These days, people are solely looking for a return on their investment. Well we got together and said, why stop there. In fact, we said the hell with a return, lets come down from our ivory tower, take it to the people and mingle with the peasants, and heck, even let them get a few laughs at us at our expense."
The company would also like to update shareholders on the NOBO request from ADP Investor Communications.
"We found some interesting discrepancies on the NOBO list," Bazsuly said. "We found that it was in the shareholders best interest to go ahead and increase our outstanding shares 250 million and let those discrepancies work themselves out."