The Old Timers Club

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After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly thumb through the telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help..

"No thanks," the young mother said. "I'm just looking for a name for my baby."

"But the hospital supplies a booklet that lists every first name and its meaning," said the orderly.

"That won't help," the mother said. "My baby already has a first name."