Black Dragon Resource Companies Inc (BDGR)

[57tbird]

So, let's see if I understand this - A Man took a picture of a beautiful blond walking down a beach. Someone identified the beach by the grains of sand and the color of the water. Then he went thru the registrations of the local motel until he found a desk clerk who positively identified the blond in the photo as Marilyn Monroe. So, she lives!

Upon confirmation, the desk clerk shows the inquisitor his own photo of Marilyn Monroe stolling along a beach. Convinced the beach is the same, the girl has to be the same. But wait, there are so many beaches that look alike, and many blonds as well. When asked how he could be so sure, the desk clerk hesitated but for a split second, looked skyward and proclaimed in a soft voice." Because I know."

The desk clerk's name? Why, Elvis Presley, of course.

(sigh)