Any Good Jokes?

[Giovanni]

I was at a bar when the guy next to me started chocking
I gave him the heimlich maneuver and a whole shrimp still in shell came up along with a lot of puke.

My meal arrived as this was happening.

Tore off my shirt and jacket, ran to men's room to wash up.

Come back out to a standing ovation.

and the resturant says "your meals on the house."

I started laughing.
I could not wait to go home and shower.
The puke diet is a winner. Dropped 5 lbs that day.