Any Good Jokes?

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Snow: the only time three inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

If there were no golf balls...................how would we measure hail?

One caveman to another: "I don't care what you say, we never had such strange weather before they started using bows and arrows."

People say: "Isn't snow pretty?" I don't think so. I lost my albino sister in a snowstorm.

My next-door-neighbor was hit on the head by a giant hailstone. He was knocked out cold.

It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

Being an ugly girl is like being a man...
you have to work for a living.