A French guest in a New York hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
“Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the clerk.
“Toilette pepper,” replied the guest.
“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare
you serve me this! There’s a damned TWIG in my soup!”
“My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”
With hindsight........................
I wouldn't have sat on that cactus.
I saw a poor old lady slip and fall on the ice today. At least I presume she was poor..........she only had two dollars in her purse.
The TV weatherman broke both his arms and legs. He had to call in from the hospital to explain the four casts.
I read a story about a man who lost a leg after ignoring a shark warning. I bet he's kicking himself now.
The grand kids hid some Legos in my wife's food last night and she swallowed them. The doctors aren't too worried, but she's shitting bricks.
A truck carrying a load of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday on the icy road. Onlookers were stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, amazed, shocked and flabbergasted.
