If roles were reversed: - Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. - Men would get hot flashes and women would date sixteen-year-olds. - Men who designed women's' shoes would be forced to wear them. - All toilet seats would be nailed down. - Men would be required to learn phrases like "I'm sorry", "I love you", and "You don't look fat in that outfit." - PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. - Women with cold hands would give prostate exams. - Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. - Men would get "reputations" for sleeping around.