Any Good Jokes?

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If roles were reversed:

- Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

- Men would get hot flashes and women would date sixteen-year-olds.

- Men who designed women's' shoes would be forced to wear them.

- All toilet seats would be nailed down.

- Men would be required to learn phrases like "I'm sorry", "I love you", and "You don't look fat in that outfit."

- PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

- Women with cold hands would give prostate exams.

- Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

- Men would get "reputations" for sleeping around.