Any Good Jokes?

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A Viking named Rudolph the Red
was looking out of the window during a cloudy night...
He said to his wife, "It is going to rain, my love."
His wife asked how he knew this.
He responded with: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

When my Indian gf told me I could
give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.