From All Angles

[Dolly Llama]

Looks like we all owe anti-gay Evangelical leader Ted Haggard an apology for suggesting that he repeatedly hired Mike the gay hooker for sex, and also to supply him with with crystal meth. Haggard says he only hired the hooker for a massage, and yes, he did buy the meth, but only once, and never used it. He must be telling the truth, because after all, he's an Evangelical leader.

Oops. Now Mike the hooker has published a voice mail message he received from Haggard asking for more meth. ("Art" is Haggard's middle name.)

"Hi Mike, this is Art. Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply. And I could pick it up really anytime I could get it tomorrow or we could wait till next week sometime and so I also wanted to get your address. I could send you some money for inventory but that's probably not working, so if you have it then go ahead and get what you can and I may buzz up there later today, but I doubt your schedule would allow that unless you have some in the house. Okay, I'll check in with you later. Thanks a lot, bye."

[sarcasm] What a shame the anti-gay Evangelicals have to be embarrassed like this. And right before the election! [/sarcasm]

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/11/alleged-haggard-voicemails-refer-to.html