Tom comes home from work one afternoon and is stopped by his neighbor,
"It may be none of my business, but this afternoon a strange man came
to your house and your wife let him in. I was mowing grass between our
houses and I happened to look in your window and I
saw them making wild, passionate love."
Tom said," Was he short, about 5'8"?
" Yes,"the neighbor answers, " I believe he was."
" Did he have a droopy eye, and appear drunk?" Tom asked.
" Yes," the neighbor agrees.
" Then that was the mailman, Jim , " Tom responds. "
"That guy will screw anything."
