Any Good Jokes?

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Blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake.

Sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Asks the bartender, "wanna hear a blonde joke?"

Bartender says, "Listen mister, the woman to your left is a three-time world champion weightlifter, and she's a blonde. The woman to your right is a two-time WWE world champion professional wrestler, and she's a blonde. And I've got a 12-gauge shotgun behind the bar, both barrels loaded, and I'm a blonde. Are you sure you want to tell a blonde joke in here?"

Blind guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."