Couple goes to see a marriage counselor...
The marriage counselor asks to talk with each spouse individually, in private. Wife goes first:
Marriage Counselor: If you could change anything about your marriage, what would that be?
Wife: Well, when we make love, it's always the same. He's always on top. I'd like to be on top once in a while.
Marriage Counselor: Anything else you'd like to add?
Wife: Well, I wish he wouldn't pick his nose so much. It's annoying.
Husband is next:
Marriage Counselor: If you could change anything about your marriage, would would that be?
Husband: I wouldn't change a thing. I love my wife and I'm very happy.
Marriage Counselor: Anything else you'd like to add?
Husband: Well, I've always remembered what my father once told me. He told me, "keep your nose clean and don't fuck up.".
