Any Good Jokes?

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Guy goes to the doctor with a headache.

Doctor tells guy he has a brain tumor and won't survive the night.

Guy goes home and gives his wife the bad news. Wife says, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry! How would you like to spend your last night alive?"

Guy says, "I want to make love with you before I die." They have sex, and it's the best they've ever had.

Two hours later, guy says, "I want to make love with you again before I die." They have sex again, and it's even better.

Two hours later, guy says, "I want to make love one more time before I die." Wife, annoyed, says, "Look, some of us have to get up in the morning."