Have you ever noticed the irony behind
“hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
Word on the street is:
this is a bus-only lane.
Slept like a log last night. . .
Woke up with my head in the fireplace.
Women are like swimming pools; they cost a great deal of money
to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
I hope Death is a woman,
that way, it will never come for me.
Went to a meating last week,
the place was full of butchers.
If I had a crystal ball
I'd sit down very carefully.
A lot of women actually turn into good drivers,
so if you're a good driver, watch out for women turning.
I just walked into the local liberal bookstore
and asked for Trump's new immigration book.
The owner said "Get the fuck out!"
I said, "Yeah, that one."