Little Johnny to friend: "Sorry, I can't come out to play this evening. I promised my dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework." Did you hear about the boy who skipped school to go bungee jumping? He was suspended. Mother: "Why did you stop studying?" Little Johnny: "Because it's dangerous. I read about someone who was shot dead because he knew too much." My school was so exclusive, the gym was called James. Aunt: "Are you in the top half of your class?" Little Johnny: "No. I'm one of the students who make the top half possible." Why was the boy's rubber band pistol confiscated during algebra class? Because it was a weapon of math disruption. I was so popular in school..........................everyone hated me.