Any Good Jokes?

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Little Johnny to friend:

"Sorry, I can't come out to play this evening. I promised my dad that I would
stay in and help him with my homework."

Did you hear about the boy who skipped school to go bungee jumping?
He was suspended.

Mother: "Why did you stop studying?"
Little Johnny: "Because it's dangerous. I read about someone who was shot dead because he knew too much."

My school was so exclusive, the gym was called James.

Aunt: "Are you in the top half of your class?"
Little Johnny: "No. I'm one of the students who make the top half possible."

Why was the boy's rubber band pistol confiscated during algebra class?
Because it was a weapon of math disruption.

I was so popular in school..........................everyone hated me.