Anavex Life Sciences Corp (AVXL)

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Adam Feuerstein announces Spaxit, Spains overnight exit from the EU. In a shocking news article that will undoubtedly rock the world markets tomorrow, Adam Feuerstein claims to have exclusive inside information that Spain is no longer a member of the EU where data leading to drug approval in one member country can be used to support drug approval for all members.

At least Britain had the courtesy to announce their plans well in advance, while Spain apparently chose to wait until hours before their exit, and then tell only one man, Adam Feuerstein. Why Adam Feuerstein? Well Adam, often affectionately referred to as "Kramerstein's Monster" is a world renound expert on everything from beer to baseball to Brain Cancer to Parkinson disease, just ask him... all with only a BA in political science. A truly uniquely talented man; one of few at Martin Shkreli's level.