Bioelectronics Corp (BIEL)

[Jimzin]

I'll tell you why!
Typical Lazy LardAss Gubmint Sh!theads
Daily Priorities in order of importance:
MY Retirement Pension
MY Vacation days
MY Sick Leave
MY Family Time off
MY Coffee Breaks (4)
MY Hour lunch break
MY Healthcare
MY Birf Control
MY Abortions when I forgets my birfs control
MY Family Healthcare when I haves my babies
MY Paid stay at Home time when I haves my babies
MY Union protecting me and my babies
My Annual raises not based on productivity
MY Quitting time

We can do all this cuz wees outsource our work to 3rd. parties, wees aint gots to interface wit them peoples lookin fo they documents...but ifs they wants dem docs, wees gets $42, and dat goes into da kitty fo our orifice parties...wees likes our party time