Tauriga Sciences Inc (fka TAUG)

[rawman]

NEW YORK, NY, April 25, 2018 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Tauriga Sciences...today announced that the Company has been invited to present at European Institutional Investor Conference (the “Conference”) on June 21, 2018 in Berlin, Germany. The Company’s presentation will take place at 11:30 am CET (“Central European Time”) on June 21st at the Representative Office of Baden-Wurttemberg in Berlin.

On behalf of Tauriga Sciences Inc., the Presentation will be completed by its Chief Executive Officer (“CEO”), Mr. Seth M. Shaw.

It is expected that more than 150 institutional investors, private investors, and others will be in attendance at this Conference.

So on Thursday of this week, TAUG's CONSULTANT CEO Seth Shaw is going to address a group of 150 investors and "others"!

WHY? WHY IN BERLIN? WHAT ABOUT SHAW'S OFT TOUTED ROLODEX?

I hope like hell the sessions are recorded, because CONSULTANT CEO Seth Shaw's presentation will be a joke! Actually "embarrassing" might be a better description! Shaw will be lucky to not be laughed out of the auditorium! What could Shaw possibly say that might "stimulate" any investor interest?

The following is an example of Shaw's potential opening paragraph!

"Hi! I am CONSULTANT CEO Seth Shaw, representing Tauriga Sciences! The Tauriga Sciences name is a bit of a misnomer, because Tauriga really has NO scientific expertise, other than a failing attempt at distributing lip goop! We have no hard assets, other than cash and securities. Our current somewhat subtle objective is to become a regulated investment company! Tauriga is an OTC Markets designated "Pinky", has NO IP, about a million dollars in liquid assets, ONLY 4 BILLION OUTSTANDING SHARES, with NO employees, and a current share price of .0004! But we have mountains of losses to carry forward! We pay monthly rent on a Manhattan "phone booth" that we call the head office! Granted my history as the CEO of TAUG has been a series of abysmal failures, but our future looks bright! How about being my new BFF?"

Any Q&A, if the time is allotted, will be brutal!