I'm so old: ... I remember what it was like before the good old days. ... I knew the First of the Mohicans. ... my first beer was a New Milwaukee. ... when I was a boy Mad Magazine was only slightly peeved. ... undertakers think I'm an escapee. ... Abraham Lincoln's high school was named after me. ... AARP stopped sending me renewal notices. ... I broke the fountain of youth when I stuck my toe in it. ... I spent my college spring breaks partying in Sodom Gomorrah. ... everything I buy has a lifetime guarantee. ... that's not hair on my head, it's mold. ... I remember when the Garden of Eden was just a vacant lot. ... my dreams are sepia toned. ... monkeys evolved from me. ... I creak when I blink. ... my library card says "Alexandria." ... when I order a 3 minute egg they ask for the money up front."
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