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Dictionary -

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Adolescence: the stage between puberty and adultery.

Airhead: what a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a traffic cop.

Architect: one who drafts a a plan for your house, and plans a draft of your money.

Brain: the apparatus with which we think that we think. ( see penis )

Budget: a family's attempt to live below its yearnings.

Cantaloupe: having to get married in church.

Catalyst: several cows' names written in alphabetical order.

Condescend: a prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope.

Dentist: one who, while putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

Diplomacy: lying in state.