The Confessional

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An ugly woman walks into to a psychiatrist's office.
"My life is a mess, doctor," she began. "I am so ugly
that no one will associate with me, touch me, or even
talk to me. Can you help?"

"Why, certainly! Helping people feel better about them-
selves is my area of expertise. I can start making you
feel more confident about your appearance right here
and now."

"Oh, I am so grateful! What should I do first?" she
asked.

"First, just walk over to the other side of the room
and lie face down on my couch."