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Thursday, April 26, 2018 10:29:32 AM
Patient: "Hey Quack Doc, guess what?" "I've been wearing this loop di loop thingy and come to find out my knees are soooo much better now...thanks fer giving me one of those!"...
Quack Doc: "Well lets schedule that knee surgery 90 days from now".
Patient: "Uhhh, no thanks quack doc, I'm all good...going to head on back to digging ditches now, I'm feeling great".
Quack Doc: But what about my $400,000 student loan debt? I need to do surgeries in order to pay off my RED Ferrari and my trophy wifes new titties...and my kids private pre-school is $25k per/yr. DAMN THOSE ACTIPATCHES!
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