Any Good Jokes?

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Some of my biggest fish are caught by the tale.

Q: What's the difference between a fairy tale and a fish story?
A: A fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time." A fish story begins with "This ain't no bullshit."

Wife to sister:" Feed a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll get rid of him for the whole fucking weekend."

Wife: "The only reason my husband likes to go fishing is that it's the only time he gets to hear someone say, "Wow, that's a big one."

Q: Where do you find most of the fish?
A: Between the head and the tail.

Q: What swims and is highly dangerous?
A: A trout with a hand grenade.

Q: What can fly under the water?
A: A bird in a submarine