Any Good Jokes?

[Quintessence]

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final
attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knockin' man, there's no paper in this one either."