Several years ago I was fixing an outside faucet for a friend of mine. I had to replace the faucet since he had left his hose connected over the winter.
Went to HD bought all the pieces parts and I dry fitted everything.
I had him on the outside while I was sweating the joints. I yelled at him do you have the faucet lined up and perpendicular.
Yes he said.
I sweated the joints cooled them down turned on the water checked for leaks then went out side.
He had the faucet facing straight up in the air.
I said great now you have a water fountain. Go to the store and buy a loaf of white bread and make sure it's fresh.
He looked at me and said what do we need the bread for? I said we're making BLTs after we fix this screw up.
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