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Re: mnfats post# 16918

Thursday, 03/22/2018 3:05:10 PM

Thursday, March 22, 2018 3:05:10 PM

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Variation on an Oldie:

Man goes to a hitman and asks him to kill his wife.

Hitman: Sure, but it will be 10K

Man: OK, but I want to know how you are going to kill her?

Hitman: I will use just one shot just below her left tit.

Man: That's no good, I want her dead, not hit in the kneecap

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