Is it just me or do buffalo wings
taste a lot like chicken?
The biggest difference between men and women
is what comes to mind when the word "facial" is used.
Just received a thank-you card
from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.
New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
You women may be surprised to learn that making us sleep on the couch isn't that bad. It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping....
with a really angry bear near by.
If there is watermelon then why isn't there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon. You know…the elemelons.
I feel like we should wait to hear
Adele's ex-boyfriend's songs before we choose sides.
My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket,
I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON..
Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid.
If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
I just got an email invite to a private XXX club.
...Turns out it was a group of guys with big T-shirts.
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress.
FACT: 99.7% of guys named "Dan"
are not actually "The Man".
The Nissan Cube may be the most effective
vagina repellent produced by any car manufacturer.
