Any Good Jokes?

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All I’m saying is if you wake up...
in the middle of the night to pee and see that it’s only 11:30 pm, you might be getting old.

Unlike regular Jiu Jitsu…
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu will get you out of a hairy situation.

Hey everyone, welcome to Simon Says club. Please have a seat.
*sigh* Looks like we have some work to do.

I named my hard-drive "dat ass"...
so once a month my computer asks if I want to “back dat ass up”.

Obama supporters can’t escape the harsh truth…
that Batman vs Superman happened on his watch.

My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills...
I almost responded.

I always take the high road…
because the colors are more psychedelic
and sometimes you see a unicorn.

Pink has done very well as a solo artist...
since she and Floyd split up.