Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Hawaii…
who finally came clean with a spouse or partner thinking the missile was on its way.
No, thanks.
Five hours of energy sounds terrifying.
She asked if I noticed anything different…
I said no. Then I noticed she was angrier than usual.
One day I'm going to cure blindness.
You'll see! You'll all see!
So glad I spent $50K on university...
instead of saving for retirement. I'll be the most well-read indigent in the VIP area under the overpass.
Best wishes to the local youths I met outside...
the supermarket today. They asked me to buy alcohol for their gravely ill grandfather whose dying wish is 3 bottles of vodka and a case of beer. I was happy to help. Please give my best wishes to your granddad, guys.
Please keep my son in your prayers…
he walked out of the house with only 3% battery left and judging by his reaction this is the end of the world. Prayers.
I lost the worm from my hook, but continued
to fish unabaited.
Some people make funeral pottery to urn a living.
An insomniac was invited to my granddaughters
pajama party. She was definitely up for it.
Just bought a new German electric car.
It's a Voltswagen.
One man's trash is another Man's treasure?
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
All I'm saying is the Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago
...and they still don't have any illegal Mexicans.
