Any Good Jokes?

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I doubt liquor is the answer..................
but it's worth a shot.

I can't go to work today.
The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns.

I was deplorable before it was cool.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Except for bears. Bears will kill you.

Two cavemen are talking. One says, "I'm going to teach my woman to speak." The other one says, "What harm can it do."